“Icefire” (short stories)
Posted by Jason Schueppert on Apr 19th, 2008
Icefire was everywhere. Dodd wandered through the molten, freezing streets of the post-apocalyptic wasteland hunting his prey.
“Whar ees you!” he shouted, cocking his plasma rifle.
Five naked women burst forth from behind an ainchient buick, their boobies jumping as he fired his plasma gun at the five naked women.
He fired his plasma gun at them and remembered Mom.
“Eat your Cheerios, Dodd. You can’t be big and strong without your Cheerios!” she would say to him as he wept in his highchair, angry at the tasteless, fake donuts.
Why did they always run from him, he wondered. Why couldn’t they just take their punishment?
“Why can’t you just take your punishment!” I shouted at the five naked women, as their boobies bounced and my hot plasma gun splatooned at them.
“I’m firing my gun at you!” I shouted.
“We just want to be your lovers!” boobies number one answered, her rack was nice.
“I don’t neeeeed no lover, woman! My gun is my lover!” I was angry!
The man with the gun was chasing me and my sexy sisters, our breasts bounced eagerly. We just wanted to make love to that handsome man with the beard!
Dodd jumped on top of a giant, big elephant, made of danger! He chased after the women so he could destroy their evil. They were bad. He didn’t like them.
“You are bad! I don’t like you!” I shouted at the women as one of them fell into a pool of fire ice.
I jump into the fire ice and save her and she kisses me on my tongue.
“I love you!” I tell her.
He tells me he loves me. We are in love. He is strong. I want his babies. Right now, I want them now.
Dodd and one of the sexy sisters decided to make the love on the dirt, while the elepphant watched, its trunk flopping in excitement.
“If you are not careful, the elepahnt will have his way with you too!” I shout.
She loves me and we kiss more with our moths. The sky is black. With stars. It is pretty.
She orgasms one million times and I tell her that she is hot.
“You are hot.”
“Thank you,” I tell him. He is soooo hot!
“Your penis is gigantic!” she says.
“I know” he tells her.
They decided to ride the elephant to Disney land and ride space mountain.
The end.
Story by Jason Schueppert.